Abstract: A day in my life at SSP <3
Keywords: Jean shorts, Mirror selfies when waiting for the elevator, Tote bag obsessions, Fortune-approved Hokas, Walmart notes-app shopping lists, Hour-long bus ride playlists
References: Mahjong-Nertz-Bang-Cameo-Exploding Kittens-Playing Arena, Carpet burn, Australia
Keywords: Crystallization, Glass pipette overconsumption, Precarious parafilming of pretty purple vials, Ether headaches, Baby needles, Saturating the solvent housing market, Bad handwriting on glass
Reference: Glovebox (see hand motion), Jared’s “Whatever you want”, only 45 minutes of I-Chem, Cecilia (Aisle 5 in Walmart), Chappell Roan, 1-dram vial cap graveyard
Keywords: Matrixes?, Class in dress pants, Speed-running character tables, Avid hatred of high heels, Eeeeeee (Doubledegenerate E) vs Ah (A1 vs A2)
References: Midnight walk point-grouping, Lab sharpies, Table 4.19, Missing Airpod, Qdoba shortage, Page corner doodles
Keywords: Super-cool-amazing guest speaker, Jellyfish!, Roly Poly (no, not a pill bug), Astronaut grasshoppers, Hive trees, φnyxes reference
References: Strawberry sparkling water (bottled screams), ‘Merica cookies, Eye contact, Muffin wrappers, Circle-up
Keywords: Dipping dots!!!, Wandering, Dr.Ellis sighting, Happy Birthday, Cookie Monster, Baseball cap bowls, Soup, Ketchup missions, Baby’s first National Anthem
References: HTeaO (Texan Handbook of Sugar-derived Happiness), Soggy Nachos, Cyclohexanes, Our negative charge, Snap selfies, Laser Tag, Humidity hair, Social interaction (AKA long lines)
Key words: Yellow skies, Grass-sitting, Various baseball terms, Clapping, Flying children, Cobalt-Copper-Nickel-Flavored Fireworks, Playgrounds, Blocked-off Stairwells, Double-Rainbow sightings
References: Vermillion Red, Historical OKC Tour, Disappearing Rain, Section Volleyball, Resonance, U-Haul Roofing, Independence (Happy 4th)
Conclusion and Acknowledgments:
11 best friends.
3 rocks.
4 inspirations.
James.
Havin’ fun, it’s been good Mama 🙂
