Waaaa: Garrett’s July 11th Blogpost

Gentle reader,

Let yourself get lost

– – – – – – – – – – – – 

Eyes flutter open

as my phone screams

Waaaaaaa

Waaaaaaa

Waaaaaaa

Jolting me

And jack (my roommate)

Im sorry jack (my roommate)

As I hurdle

towards my cellular 

Device

My alarm rises

in pitch

Oh great Doppler Effect

Why

Today is 7/11/2023

The two-thousand twenty-third day

That slurpees™️ have been free

Since time began 

And whatnot

I couldn’t get one

How irksome 

I say, 

miffed

Anyways,

Last night, 

but also today

From 1-3 AM

With our exuberant young sun

Hiding playfully below the horizon

We pointed the telescope

At a rock

With a name

But when I name my rocks it’s “odd”

Hypocrites

We all are

Now, gentle reader, let us return to the present

Cement passes under

Our feet

Moths to the Chase Dining Hall Flame

We simply are

Salty tears stream

Falling off my face

On powdered eggs 

(My tears’ progenitors)

Ironically improving them

As before they lacked in

Seasoning

Morning lecture

Concerns universal history

Even though

Every student secretly knows

That it all began

When J.J. Reality

Created all we know

And cherish

I walk to lunch 

With mind full,

stomach mostly empty,

Like space. 

Grass waves to me

Like an old friend

Bugs

Birds

Squirrels, too

Scurry at my feet

With trust

Of which I only dream

and then I’m there.

Chaos

Whole chicken and pulled chicken 

Graced the menu

The dichotomy made me

Reminisce 

On times of conflict 

Throughout history

Perchance

🤔 

Naptime. 

My eyes thank me

I am rejuvenated. 

The afternoon is equally hectic

As OD coders scramble for answers

I help as best I can but

The deadline is nigh

Under the beating sun

Its unforgiving rays hot on my spine

I trudge

Down to Chase

Third time’s the charm

The meal is 

Passable

This is

An true anomaly

get it.

Dr. Feddersen posits a difficult riddle

Of a man

In a telephone booth

Giving our table

A confused mien

And so dinner ended

Now I labor

Galaxies are to be plotted

Work 

Work

work

Smirk

Smile, for we have only a short while,

Remaining in SSP

Soon, I will retire

To my dorm.

Soon, I will return

To my home

With new knowledge, 

Equipped.

With new friends,

Made.

Grateful and exhausted.

Thank you Professors,

TAs, 

Dr. Ice,

Thank you friends, 

Cosmic Cantina,

Franklin Street, 

Guest Speakers,

UNC,

Thank you, 

And a warm

Goodnight. 

Garrett Holt is a soon-to-be bestselling author and poet laureate. He is 17, lives in Charlotte, North Carolina, enjoys playing the piano and composing, reading, and his friend’s company. If he could tell the reader one thing, it would be this: “Love yourself and others, do not plant that evil seed of hatred that only grows when love is not there to quell it.” He would like to thank the reader for joining him on his spiritual journey, and wishes them well in their respective futures.